Queerty’s holiday guide to the eight gayest elves of all time

Throughout elven history, many a vertically-challenged pointy-eared magical one has sent human gaydar soaring into the red zone. We’re not saying that all elves are queer, we’re just saying… well, actually yes, we are pretty much saying that all elves are queer.

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So just in time for the holidays, now that Santa’s own clan of wee merry men is finally taking a break from a year of hard toil and therefore likely firing up the elven interwebs, here’s a loving look at some of the planet’s best-known poofter pixies.

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Queerty’s holiday guide to the eight gayest elves of all time